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Oh no, missed another game by a dead end last place 14 games back team.

Edited: whoops it's 14.5 games back.

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Feel free to take the rest of the year off.

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Next year too for good measure

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Keep asking and I will feel more compelled to slog through this shitty team's games. If there are censorious dorks to be put off, I will do my duty!

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15 likes for you to take off...gotta be a record.

and you're not a troll lol

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Call someone a f slur why don't you (again) 🤡

I have a screenshot of you using the r slur. Will get that up here shortly. You'll be here August 21st of 2026 calling folks who are critical of the front office r slur this and f slur that while the team is 60-65 and in last place where Cherington belongs. You'll probably be dead of yinzer diseases of despair by say 2029 and Cherington will still be running the team and they'll still be losers. Probably most of the 15 "likes" will be dead right alongside you by then because while there's a few good guys here, the majority of the posters are just whiny old men on the internet which is the saddest thing to see in the wild. That's the saddest part. Young people who aren't pathetic have no reason to follow this team. It's just a bunch of old, sensitive nostalgia bros who've been terribly malformed by decades of associating so closely with loser-culture.

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17 and counting...

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I'll be around to make fun of Cherington and the guys who shouldn't be on a 26 man roster and Shelton for sure

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As clean and tidy as you like. Now let’s hope Reynolds can find his bat soon.

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Booyah!!!! # 59 in da books! Mitchie the Kid is back in the saddle. Let’s get the series tomorrow…Raise It !!!!!

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Well pitched game for all involved.

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2:03

If Shelton had started the 8th with Chapman, it might have been a sub-2 hour game.

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Maybe…maybe not. No double play to the first batter for a very quick 2 outs !

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🏴‍☠️X59

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Good game Keller, Cruz!

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Joey busting it, but we do not need a hammy right now with his bat so hot.

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Chapman at 4 pitches.....c'mon man, let him at least start the 9th!

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Yep

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I was concerned about Keller, I’m no longer concerned.

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Me no like him coming out for the 8th……🤞

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I fricking love Cruz

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Co-signed. He’s one of the few guys that give me hope that all will be OK and we can be competitive moving forward.

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2025 will be his year -- if he's healthy. He's becoming a good hitter.

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It does feel like he needed the first part of this year just to get used to playing everyday and he's now breaking out (fingers crossed).

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He's my child. I love him more.

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He was your child but I have since adopted him….. I guess Oneil and I should have told you….. Oops!

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Cmon now yinz can share those long lanky legs

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Right on Mitch! Welcome back to June 2024!

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Mitch has a longer windmill type delivery. Thinking it's just a timing, being out of sync thing that produces his occasional clunkers.

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Keller filthy tonight.

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Pride of Cedar Rapids, IA. (Not you, AJ Puk)

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I think it's actually Kurt Warner, for sports, and might still be Mike Boddiker for baseball, but Keller works for current guys.

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Boddiker was from Norway IA (same as Bob Feller) I think.

Don't forget Zach Johnson -- Johnson, Warner and Keller all went to the same high school.

And actually Puk is probably OK too -- we grew up with his family.

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Nothing better than watching Mitch in a rocking chair

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Keep it rolling mitch

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Just had to post that ;)

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B Rey with 1 HR since the all star break per Brownie. That is a not all star caliber. More like Hayes pace.

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Yeah he's not been good lately.

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He solved July but August not so much. Having a poor August and 1 for his last 18 or 19.

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True to form every season, very strong June and half of July.

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Yorke 2-2 with a walk so far. He's playing his way into . . . . . another month in AAA.

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If he keeps this up, the Pirates might release him!

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And I see Holderman back to form- HR to his 2nd batter faced

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His last single was a rocket off the RF wall.

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he really can't/won't pull the ball, wild seeing that swing in action

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I haven’t looked at his swing that closely, not that I’m good at analyzing swings, but it seemed that he went with the pitch that time. He needs to be expose to big leaguers , hopefully the whole last month of the season.

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He's a gap to gap hitter, very good at hitting the ball where it's pitched. Last week in one of his 3 hit games he drilled a line drive down the right field line on the outer edge of the plate. Other 2 hits were hard line drives to left on the inner part of the plate. It seems he does focus on the right center field gap to drive the ball when it's middle to the outer 3rd.

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We need someone like him that can hit.

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We need guys who can hit.

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